If you're heading to a Halloween party this weekend and don't have a costume yet, here are five last-minute topical costumes you can throw together with one quick trip to the store.  You're welcome.

#1.)  HONEY BOO BOO.  Get a bright pink tutu, a curly blonde wig, and a lot of makeup.  You can even skip the tutu part and just grab a quick outfit at Kmart.

#2.)  PSY.  Even if you don't have a bright-colored suit you can pull this off.  Just wear ANY suit, a black bowtie, and sunglasses.  And get ready to do the "Gangnam Style" dance with the 500 other people dressed as Psy.

#3.)  CLINT EASTWOOD.  Wear a suit, hike up your pants, spray your hair gray, and carry a chair around.  Plus that way you'll have a seat at all times.

#4.)  "MAGIC MIKE".  If you can pull it off . . . do it.  If some of your friends can pull it off and you can't, go as a stripper who hasn't stripped yet.

#5.)  ENDEAVOUR SHUTTLE TRANSPORT.  Paint a refrigerator box white, strap it to your back, and walk around bumping it into things because it's way too wide to fit anywhere.