Listener email from Patricia....

I was planning a little something "special" for my boyfriend in the sack the other night, and I told him to expect a big surprise.

He freaked out and told me he wanted to know exactly what I was planning, because he HATES surprises.

When I wouldn't tell him what I was doing, he said he'd rather I just not do it.  The thing I was planning was wearing some naughty lingerie, that's it.

Why do some people absolutely hate surprises?  Does it make them nervous or something . . . even when the surprise is a GOOD thing?

Thanks,

Patricia

I guess Halloween season is already here.  Feels a little early . . . but then again, some stores already have their Christmas stuff out, so maybe it's actually late?

Anyway, there's a NEW tool to seduce you into self-chubbification this Halloween.  Starting today, a new flavor of Halloween Oreos goes on sale.  They're Oreos with CANDY CORN-FLAVORED filling.

The filling is orange and yellow, they use the vanilla sandwich cookies as opposed to the traditional chocolate ones, and they're on sale exclusively at Target.

You probably didn't realize it, but we spend all day walking around HUMILIATED. According to a new survey, the average person feels embarrassed FOUR TIMES a DAY. That's 1,460 times a year. Here are the top 10 ways . . .

#1.) Forgetting someone's name when you're introducing them.

#2.) Tripping in public.

#3.) Getting someone's name wrong.

#4.) Getting food stains or splashes on your shirt.

#5.) Waving at someone and they don't see it.

#6.) Having food stuck in your teeth.

#7.) Thinking someone's waving at you when they're not.

#8.) Being late.

#9.) Forgetting where you parked.

#10.) Burping accidentally.