BLAKE SHELTON took it upon himself to make BRANDON BLACKSTOCK wake up to the idea of marrying KELLY CLARKSON.Blake told Hollyscoop, quote, "I told Brandon, 'man, you need to grow up and figure out that you need to marry this girl. I am going on the record saying, I will do the music at the wedding or whatever you want to do, I'll be that guy. "I will play for four hours if I have to, 'cause you need to get your head out of your ass and ask that girl to marry you.'"

The unholy jerks at the Westboro Baptist Church are blaming CARRIE UNDERWOOD for the shooting tragedy at Sandy Hook elementary school. The pastor's daughter Tweeted, "@CarrieUnderwood. She pimped [gay-slur] marriage. Blood of dead school kids on her hands! #SandyHook."