Ladies . . . If you had the chance to be erotically pounded by BRADLEY COOPER, would you give it up if you discovered he had a MINOR KINK According to "In Touch Weekly", Bradley was nailing a model named Laura Simpson, but she dumped him because he was obsessed with her feet. In fact, he kept touching them and asking her to text him pictures of them. A source says, quote, "It was weird, so she broke it off."

54-year-old SHARON STONE has broken up with her 27-year-old boyfriend Martin Mica. A source says, quote, "It wasn't so much the age difference. They didn't share the same interests. Her passions are philanthropy, politics, activism . . . he wasn't into any of that." In other words, it was the age difference.

LINDSAY LOHAN and her mom DINA rushed to Los Angeles from New York on Tuesday, to get to Lindsay's court hearing yesterday morning. She originally tried to bag on it, claiming she was SICK. But then TMZ posted pictures of her out and about in New York, NOT looking sick. They also said a WARRANT could be issued for Lindsay if she didn't show. And she did show . . . but she had trouble finding a place to stay on Tuesday night. Lindsay and her mom first went to a hotel called Shutters on the Beach in Santa Monica. But they were turned away. Apparently, Lindsay's been on their blacklist since she trashed one of their rooms five years ago.